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This week we look at popular Dad Jokes 1. Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands? Because it's extinct 2. What do you call a cheese that isn'y yours? Nacho cheese! 3. Child: "I'm hungry". Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad 4. My sister said that I couldn't make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode pasta. 5. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. 6. How many applies grow on a tree? All of them 7. A termite walks into a bar, taps on the counter and asks - "Is the bartender here?" 8. What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador 9. Hey Dad, did you just get a hair cut? No, I got them all cut. 10. And finally the one that the Editor's children and grandchildren have heard a thousand times as we drive pass the local cemetery - There's the dead centre of town. Everyone's dying to go there!
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