This week we look at popular Dad Jokes
 
1.  Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands? Because it's extinct
 
2.  What do you call a cheese that isn'y yours? Nacho cheese!
 
3.  Child: "I'm hungry". Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
 
4.  My sister said that I couldn't make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.
 
5.  What's the best thing about Switzerland?  I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
 
6.  How many applies grow on a tree? All of them
 
7.  A termite walks into a bar, taps on the counter and asks - "Is the bartender here?"
 
8. What do you call a magic dog?  A Labracadabrador
 
9.  Hey Dad, did you just get a hair cut? No, I got them all cut.
 
10. And finally the one that the Editor's children and grandchildren have heard a thousand times as we drive pass the local cemetery - There's the dead centre of town. Everyone's dying to go there!
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