How do you define optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday! A client asks his adviser, “is all my money really gone?” “No, of course not,” the adviser says. “It’s just with somebody else!” “We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.” Buzzie Bavasi “The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” Kin Hubbard “The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.” M.W. Harrison “It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.” Groucho Marx “If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.” “Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.”
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