In the 1990s an Australian billionaire (whose initials may have been KFBP) was playing gold at Victoria Golf Club with several senior executives from Channel Nine.
After missing a short put on the eighteenth green, the billionaire clutched at his chest, fell over from a massive heart attack and died.
His fellow golfers panicked and started screaming out.
The Club Captain arrived to see with the commotion was about.
He quickly grabbed a defibrillator and administered several thousand volts.
The tycoon stirred. Opening his eyes he said, "You saved my life. What can I do for you?"
"Well sir", the Captain replied, "I'm just happy to have been on the spot to be able to save you."
"No", came the reply. "I insist! I must buy you something!"
"In that case" the Captain said, "I would like a couple of golf clubs."
So, the billionaire went out and bought him Royal Melbourne and Yarra Yarra.