I would like to tell you a Coronavirus joke however you'll have to wait two weeks for the punchline.
You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona!
Why didn't the sick man get the joke? It flu over his head!
What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario!
What's the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.
What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? One is a coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
So many Coronavirus jokes out there. It's a pundemic!
What did the man say to the bartender? I'll have a corona, hold the virus!
I ran out of toilet paper and started using newspaper. Times are rough!
Most months have 30 or 31 days. However this year March and April were infinite!!
On a serious note, as at midnight on 25 May, globally there were 5,497,538 confirmed cases of COVID-19 and 346,269 people have reportedly died from the infection.