1. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
2. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
3. Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.
4. How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
5. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
6. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
7. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
10. Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he’s a pain in the neck.
11. How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.