It is less than three weeks to Christmas.
Some of us may be by ourselves at Christmas and therefore here are a few laughs to cheer us up.
Others will be joining with friends and family and to help get the conversation started the same few one liners can be used (yes, I know "Dad" jokes)
Q. What's red and white and falls down chimneys?
A Santa Klutz
Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Why, RUDE-olph, of course.
Q. How do Christmas angels greet each other?
A. "Halo!"
Q. What do you can a snowman with a six pack?
A. An abdominal snowman.
Some people think that the North Pole and the South Pole are much the same, however there is a whole world of difference.