Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a *Psychiatrist* & Dr.Joneswas a *Proctologist* (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones**Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read *Schizoids & haemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to *Catatonics & High Colonics* No .Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives*
Thumbs down again.
Then came.. *Minds and Behinds* Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes* Unacceptable again!
So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* No, not a chance *Nuts and Butts* No way
*Freaks and Cheeks* Still no good *Loons and Moons* Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with... *Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.* *_Everyone loved it.
