Brynton's Joke of the Week
The local group of nuns had just been given a new car by a local car dealer so the mother superior picked two other nuns and away they went for a drive in the countryside, BIG smash, all three dead on the spot. Up they go to the pearly gates but St Peter stops them and tells them that they have to answer a question from the bible before they can enter.
He says to the first sister and says “ when God was building the earth he made a beautiful garden, what was the name of that garden”. “ The garden of Eden “ she says. Bells rang, lights flashed, gates opened and through she went. Peter said to the second sister, “ Now in this garden God made the first woman, what was her name “.
The nun thinks for a minute and says “Eve “, Again with the bells, the lights etc the gates opened and through she went. St Peter turns to the third nun and says,” Seeing as to how you are the Mother Superior , your question will be a little more difficult. One day Eve was out walking in the garden, she looked up and saw a man walking towards her, what were the first words that Eve ever said”.
The Mother Superior looked at the ground, shuffled her feet and said , “ Oh that is a hard one “.
“ Your Right “, said St Peter and the gates fell off their hinges.