An American came over to Ireland and wanted to play golf. He had to head over to Killarney on his own. So he wanted to play golf.
So he needed a partner to play with him. So he went to the local golf club. So he said “Would anyone here play with me?”. He says, “I’d be fairly handy here, so I want a fairly good opponent ”
“Oh, Mickalene is your man – we’ll give you his phone number”.
So Stuart, he contacted Mickalene and they arranged to meet the next morning.
But Mickalene said “Now”. he says, “I’ll be there at 09:00,but I could be a half hour late”.
So Mickalene anyway, turned up at 09:00 with a set of left-handed clubs and he played a round of golf with the American, and he beat him fairly convincingly you know. So the American, he wasn’t taking this too handy you know. He said, “Will you play me again tomorrow?”
“I will”, he said, “I’ll meet you at 09:00, but I could be half an hour late”. So he arrived next morning at 09:00 with a set of right-handed golf clubs. So, the Bergen said, “I’ll have him today”.
But Mickalene, he played just as well, with his right hand clubs and beat him convincingly.
“So” he says, “I’ll have to play you once more”, he said.
So Mickalene he says, ”Right, I’ll be meeting you again tomorrow at 09:00”, he says, “But I could be a half hour late”.
“Hold on a minute”, says the American. He says, “You come out just the morning and you play left handed, and this morning you play right handed. How do you decide which way your’e going to play?”
“Well, its when I wake up in the morning”, he says, “I looks at the wife, - if she’s lying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs. If she’s lying on the right side, I bring the right handed clubs”.
“And what happens if she’s lying on her on her back?”
“Well then, I’ll be half an hour late.”