"Why shouldn't you trust a pastry chef on Valentine's Day?" "Because he'll dessert you." "What do you give your Valentine in France?" "A big quiche." "What do you tell a pig on February 14?" "Happy Valen-swine's Day!" "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" "Yes, it's February 14." "What did the tortoise say on Valentine's Day?" "I turt-ally love you." "How did the squirrel get his Valentine's attention?" "He acted like a nut." "How do you keep a jewellery store safe on Valentine's Day?" "You locket." "What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?" "Candy rappers." "What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?" "Guppy love." "How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine's Day?" "If it's love at first bite."
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