In lieu of our lovely Valentines Day at the MPRG and Rose Gardens here are some really bad jokes. Dare I say we miss Brynton?!
"Why shouldn't you trust a pastry chef on Valentine's Day?" "Because he'll dessert you."
"What do you give your Valentine in France?" "A big quiche."
"What do you tell a pig on February 14?" "Happy Valen-swine's Day!"
"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" "Yes, it's February 14."
"What did the tortoise say on Valentine's Day?" "I turt-ally love you."
"How did the squirrel get his Valentine's attention?" "He acted like a nut."
"How do you keep a jewellery store safe on Valentine's Day?" "You locket."
"What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?" "Candy rappers."
"What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?" "Guppy love."
"How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine's Day?" "If it's love at first bite."
