Thanks to Secretary Pauline who has contributed the three cartoon jokes this week: I was waiting for a Zoom call to start with one of my firm's clients. He sent me a text, saying, "I am having some technical issues getting the meeting started, please bare with me." I thought that this was an odd request, however he was the client, so I agreed. Eventually we got the video to work, but now I'm fired!" An Englaishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a Dutchman are all on a Zoom meeting with their boss. The boss asked, "Can you see me?" They replied: "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja" I have a new job and I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls ... Now, I'm making ends meet by making meets end! Last year Bernie, Joe & Donald had a secret Zoom meeting. Bernie said, "You know, it's amazing, last night I dreamed that God spoke to me and told me that he wanted me to be President." Joe said, "How strange, I had the same dream." Donald then remarked, "That's funny, I don't remember talking to either of you!"
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