Thanks to Secretary Pauline who has contributed the three cartoon jokes this week:
I was waiting for a Zoom call to start with one of my firm's clients.
He sent me a text, saying, "I am having some technical issues getting the meeting started, please bare with me."
I thought that this was an odd request, however he was the client, so I agreed.
Eventually we got the video to work, but now I'm fired!"
An Englaishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a Dutchman are all on a Zoom meeting with their boss.
The boss asked, "Can you see me?"
They replied:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
I have a new job and I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls ... Now, I'm making ends meet by making meets end!
Last year Bernie, Joe & Donald had a secret Zoom meeting.
Bernie said, "You know, it's amazing, last night I dreamed that God spoke to me and told me that he wanted me to be President."
Joe said, "How strange, I had the same dream."
Donald then remarked, "That's funny, I don't remember talking to either of you!"