President Trump decided that in order to fully protect the White House, a new wall should be constructed to replace the existing fence.
Three contractors were engaged to give quotes. They were met by a senior official who looked somewhat familiar with a ruddy orange face.
David, the first contractor, carefully measured out the length of the proposed wall and calculated to cost of materials. The then turned to the official and said, "I'll do the job for $900,000."
Gerry, the second contractor, also made careful measurements and calculations. He then said to the official, "I think that David has underestimated the work. I do quality work and will guarantee the wall for 50 years. My price is $1.2 million."
Jack, the final contractor, didn't do any measurements or calculations. He simply said, "My price is $4.9 million!"
The official said in wonder, "You didn't measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?"
Jack whispered back, "$2 million for you, $2 million for me and $900,000 to get David to do the job!"