Our President Ross is proving to be very tech savvy.
Since Youngsters of Today have their texting codes ("LOL", "OMG", "TTYL", etc) Ross has decided that older folk should not be outdone by the kids of today.
As a consequence, Ross has developed the following codes which you may care to use:
"ATD" - At the Doctor's
"BFF" - Best Friend's Funeral
"BTW" - Bring the Wheelchair
"BYOT" - Bring your own teeth
"FWIW" - Forgot Where I Was
"GGPBL" - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
"GHA" - Got Heartburn Again
"TFT" - Texting From Toilet
In Ross' words, "Never Underestimate Us - We Still Rock!!