A lady had taken her small son to stay with his Great Grandad.
The great grandson, little Bobby, was playing on the front lawn when Great Grandad came out and went up to the letterbox. He opened it up and looked inside.
He then went into the house. A couple of minutes later out he came again and looked into the letterbox.
He slammed the letterbox shut and went inside.
Almost immediately he was back, muttering under his breath.
He looked into the letterbox and then hit it with his fist.
"Great Grandad, what's wrong?" said little Bobby.
He looked at the boy and said, "Stupid computer keeps on telling me that I've got mail!"
After a fall 95 year old man was rushed to hospital with a possible concussion to Beleura Hospital.
A nurse and a young resident doctor came in to examine him.
"Hello", the resident said, "I am Doctor Harrison."
"Do you know where you are?" asked the doctor
"Beleura Hospital", came the reply
"And which town are we in?" the doctor enquired.
"Mornington," the old man replied.
The doctor then asked, "Do you remember my name?"
"Dr Harrison," said the old man.
The resident excused himself for a minute and left.
The old man looked at the nurse and said, "Why does he ask those questions when his name badge reads, Dr Harrison, Beleura Hospital, Mornington?"
