Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
Apparently it has great food but no atmosphere!
Q. How do you measure the length of a snake?
A. In inches, they don't have feet!
You should hear the rumour going around about butter and margarine. However, I can't tell you because I shouldn't spread it!
When I was in my final year at secondary school my teachers told me that I'd never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.
I told them, "Just you wait and see!"