Q. How do you hold a Space Party?
A. You planet!
Q.Why do the French eat snails?
A. They don't like fast food!
Q. What do you call bears with no ears?
A. "B".
Q. What kind of exercises do lazy people do?
A. Diddly-squats
Q. What's red and moves up and down?
A. A tomato in an elevator!
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
