This week International Director, a keen follower of his share portfolio, has provided a number of cartoon jokes. Thank you Maurie!
What do you call it when a bunch of share markets show up in the same place - An investation!
What's the best way to make a small fortune on the share market - Start off with a big one!
My friend is an honourable, courteous and chivalrous guy. But he dislikes the share market. When I asked him why, he said: "Gentlemen prefer bonds!"
An economist, an accountant and a lawyer decided to gamble ... and that's how share markets came into existence!