Zoom meetings are basically seances with the living ... Hello John. are you there? Make a sound if you can hear us! Is anyone with you? Can you hear us?
I told a joke on my Zoom meeting. It wasn't even remotely funny.
I showed up late for a Zoom meeting. When asked for a reason, I confessed, "You wouldn't believe the network traffic!"
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say that time really flies. I just didn't realise that it would Zoom.