With Christmas & New Year upon us, now is the time to celebrate and have a few drinks with friends ... so this week's theme is alcohol!
A doctor informed a female patient that she could no longer touch anything alcoholic, so she got a divorce.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A man walked into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and said, "Pint please and one for the road!"
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense!