In the 1880s in Tombstone, Arizona, a three-legged dog walked into a saloon.
He looked around, walked up to the bar, looked the barman in the eye and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
Two eskimos in Alaska were out fishing in their two person kayak. It was particularly cold and one of them decided to light a fire.
Unfortunately, as soon as the fire got underway, a hole was burned in the boat and it sank.
This proves, beyond any doubt, that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
A newspaper in country Victoria decided to run a competition to find out which reader could suggest the best pun.
While many people submitted entries the local priest, who fancied himself as an orator, was very keen to win.
So the priest sat down and wrote out ten different puns that he submitted to the newspaper.
Unfortunately no pun in ten did!
In Dubai a new fun park had been constructed with the most amazing slide - over 2500 metres long with chutes, a series of "S" bends, up and down mini-rises and a 200 metre 50 degree drop at the finish.
The most amazing thing of all was the reward system that had been prepared for the people who dared to try it out.
The attendant in charge told each participant, "What ever you call out during the ride will be your reward when you reach the bottom."
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decided to try the slide.
The attendant again reminded them of their reward at the bottom.
The Scot went first and all the way down he screamed, "Money, money, money!"
Lo and behold, when he landed there was a pile of bank notes.
The Englishman went next. He had learned from the Scotsman and he too called out, "Money, money, money!"
At the bottom there was his reward of bank notes.
The Irishman couldn't wait. He jumped on to the slide and sailed off at great speed.
Having the time of his life, he shouted out, "Weeeeee!"