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Brynton's Joke of the Week

A Canadian Army C.O. was about to start the morning briefing to all the staff, and, while waiting for everyone to get their morning coffee, the C.O. decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He began by explaining that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and therefore he hadn’t got his usual amount of sleep.
He then posed the question; "How much of the act of making love is "work," and how much is "pure pleasure"?

A Captain chimed in with "75-25% in favour of work". A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%. A Warrant-Officer responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', (depending upon his state of inebriation at the time). There being no consensus, the C.O. turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure - SIR."

The C.O, a little surprised and as you might guess, said "And why is that soldier"?

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them, Sir."

(God Bless The Wisdom of Privates)