Brynton's Joke of the Week
 
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
 
 A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"
 The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something,
 
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?  

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?  

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

 Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
 
The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
 
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
 
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Bunnings."
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