A rich American paid to join St Andrew's Golf Club, the home of golf.
At St Andrew's all players are required to have a caddy. The American turned up brightly dressed, wearing tartan plus fours, a red top and with a brand new set of clubs and expensive bag.
The elderly caddy, who played off a handicap of five himself watched in dismay, as the American hacked his way around the Old Course leaving huge divots after each shot and rarely on the fairway.
When they finally walked off the 18th the American muttered, "That was my worst game ever!"
To which the caddy replied, "Ooch, you've played before?"