Q. What has 36 legs and can't climb a ladder? A. The Kangaroos. A fish goes into a bar. The barman says, "What do you want?" The fish croaks, "Water!" Two young antique dealers were checking out the junk at various stalls at a car boot sale when they noticed an old cat drinking milk from an 19th Century Royal Doulton saucer. The nudged each other and went to find the owner of the stall. Casually, one of the young fellows said, "My word what a lovely cat. Would you like to sell him?" "Well", said the old codger who owned the cat, "I might be willing to sell him for $20." "Done", said the young fellow and handed over twenty dollars. His mate picked up the saucer and said, "We may as well the this old saucer, seeing that he is used to drinking from it." "No way," said the old codger. "But why?" asked the young chap. The old man then replied, "Because thanks to that saucer, I have already flogged 92 cats!" An old farmer was worried about his prized bull. It was ignoring the cows. So he went to discuss the matter with the vet. Next day he was talking to his neighbour and he told him that the bull had totally picked up his game. "I gave him this stuff that the vet prescribed and with half an hour he'd serviced eight cows." "Blimey," said the neighbour, "what's the stuff called?" "Well," the farmer replied, "I can't pronounce the name but it tastes like peppermint!"
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