From a Friend from Richmond [Surrey, UK]
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See! The English still maintain their sense of humour. 🤣
Beauty Parlour A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST Mud with the juices squeezed out.
EGOTIST Someone who is usually me deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF Cold Storage.
INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
RAISIN A grape with sun burn.
SECRET A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES Something other people have....similar to my character lines.