The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
Kim brings over 25 years of experience in the education sector in International, Independent and Government schools. Kim has had experiences that have taken her all over the world. In 2020, Kim returned to Mt Eliza having led the Junior School and the Long Day Early Learning Centre as Head of Campus of Firbank in Brighton. Prior to that Kim was Head of Wardle House. She is a passionate member of the MEPS community and is committed to providing the best possible education for all students. Her School seeks to inspire a love of learning in students and staff. As an education institution, the School is passionate about student wellbeing, inquiry-based learning and connecting student learning to the world around them particularly through literacy. Kim also thanked the Club for our donations towards the sensory garden and library. Kim was an excellent speaker who impressed everyone with her professionalism and knowledge. Our community is lucky to have her at Mount Eliza Primary.
The Rotary Club of MT. Eliza's contribution to the sensory garden redevelopment. An opportunity created by the real estate development next door.
