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I will tell you a COVID-19 joke, however you will need to wait two weeks to see if you get it! What's the best way to avoid touching your face? A wine glass in each hand! What should you do if you don't understand a COVID joke? Be patient! Did you hear about the joke about Coronavirus? Never mind, I don't want to spread it around. Why do they call it a novel coronavirus? It's a long story ... Since we have spent so much time in quarantine I suppose that we will only make inside jokes from now on! You know what they say, "Feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a Corona!" Ran out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers. Turns out The Times are rough! My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart. He said, "Throw the dart and wherever it lands - that's where I'm taking you after the pandemic ends." Turns out that we are spending two weeks behind the fridge!
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A literary reviewer wrote that ‘The Moon’s a Balloon’ being the autobiography of the late David Niven, contained more information about others than about he himself. Smart.
]. Personally, I blame ALEX ANDERSON. In his defence, not that he needs any, as my Proposer, his description of this Club was accurate, and remains so. Alex is one of a coterie of Members who agreed to participate on ‘my’ Board. Without exception I am indebted to each, singularly and collectively. I feel that the sum of the Board exceeded their individual efforts. A mathematical impossibility, I know, but Prez Voss was the Treasurer and a Killer CPA [since even more highly qualified, so watch out].
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And a GOOD memory…
