There was a huge commotion coming from the house next door. Shortly thereafter, a neighbour looked over the back fence and noticed that the man next door was digging an enormous hole in the ground. "What are you doing?" he asked. The muttered reply was, "I'm burying my dead cat." The neighbour said, "Oh, that a pity. But Felix was only a little cat. Why are you digging such a big hole?" The man next door solemnly explained, "Because he's inside your bloody Great Dane!" Two young women were walking along the banks of the Yarra River in Melbourne when they heard a cry for help. They had some trouble finding out where it came from however they eventually found a green frog with it's leg caught on a snag at the edge of the water. They set the frog free. The frog then went on to explain that he was a Gold Coast entrepreneur who had been trapped by the latest economic downturn. He had asked a wizard for help, however the wizard had lost money on his latest development and had turned him into a frog. The only way that he could become human again was to be kissed by a beautiful woman. "Would one of you please kiss me?" he pleaded. After think for a while one of the young women grabbed the frog, opened her handbag, dropped him inside and snapped it shut. "What are you doing?" her friend called out. "Well", said the girl with the handbag, "I'm no fool, a talking frog is worth a lot more than a Gold Coast entrepreneur!" Question: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Answer: Fsh Four young bulls were talking about their plans for the future. The first said, "I'm going to Rome to become a Papal bull." The second said, "I'm going to work at the ASX and become a stock market bull." The third said, "I want to be a bull in a china shop." The forth one said, "I'm not going anywhere. I want to say here for heifer and heifer and heifer!" An American farmer who had moved to Australia owned a very sick horse. He went to his Australian neighbour's farm and and asked him what he gave his horse when it got sick. The neighbour replied, "Turpentine." So, off went the American. He came back several days later and said, "My horse died." "That's funny", replied the Australian, "so did mine!"
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