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Men always use nicknames. If Mary, Judy and Rhonda go out for lunch they call each other Mary, Judy and Rhonda. When Michael, David & John have lunch they refer to each other as Bluey, Roughy and Fatty. A small boy went to the Bayside Shopping Centre with his grandfather. The pair became separated and, as he had been told to do by his parents, the boy found a policeman. "I've lost my Granddad", he told the policemen. The officer replied, "What's he like?" The young lad said, "Jack Daniels Whiskey, cigars and good looking women!" A taxi driver passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates. St Peter looked him up in his Big Book and then invited him to put on a silk robe, presented him with a golden staff and invited him to proceed into Heaven. A minister of religion was next in line behind the cabby and he watched with interest. When it was his turn St Peter looked him up, turned to him and said, "We'll let you in. Put on this sack cloth and here is a wooden staff." The preacher was most annoyed. He said to St Peter, "I am a man of the cloth. You gave the taxi driver a golden staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabby." St Peter looked at him matter of factly and said, "Here, we are interested in results. When you preached most people dozed off and didn't pay attention. When that cabby drove, people in his taxi prayed!" Q. What do you call Santa's helpers? A. Subordinate Clauses!
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