Members may remember the comic book Chucklers Weekly which was published in the 1950s and 60s. For this week President Ross has resurrected Chucklers with the following offerings: A man went to his doctor: "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor said, "Try this test to find out for sure. When you wife is in the kitchen, stand four metres behind her and ask her a question, If she doesn't reply keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you." The man went home and his wife was preparing dinner. He stood four metres behind her and said, "What's for dinner, honey?' There was no answer so he moved to three metres and repeated the question. Still no response so he moved to two metres behind her and repeated the question. There was still no answer. Finally he stood right behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner?" His wife replied, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!" Who are the most healthy people in hospital? The ultrasound people. The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2+2=5, a neurotic knows that the answer is 4, but it worries him. Mike had a problem getting up in the morning - he was always late for work. His boss said that he was on his last warning So Mike went to his doctor who gave him some pills to take before bed. He slept well and beat the alarm in the morning by a whole hour. When he arrived at work he said, "Boss, the pills worked by a whole hour." "That's great", said his boss, "but where were you yesterday?" Laughing is the best medicine, but if you're laughing for no reason - you need medicine! Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together.
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