My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are. The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbour turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up. “How old are you?” a tenant asked. “I’m 81 years old,” he answered. The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?” My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full of either rum, vodka, or whiskey. I raised my left leg before the ball dropped so I could start the New Year off on the right foot. To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I have only one resolution: To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have
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