Bulletin SEA30032024 (Mar 31, 2024)

President Carolyn's Notes

Last week I presented the results of our Club survey. The survey was a great way to gain
the opinions of the whole Club on the things that we do. Key changes were that moving
forward we will apply Acknowledgement of Country on special occasions at the discretion of
the President. We will no longer have a Sargeant session but will recognise birthdays and
anniversaries as part of the heads and tails activity. The toasts will remain the same and we
will finish off with the National Anthem.
Overall I am pleased with the way our Club Assembly is working. The Directors and sub-
committees have the opportunity to develop their action plans and report back to the whole
Club. Everyone should know what is going on.
I am looking forward to next weeks International dinner at 42 Millbank Drive. We will be in
and out of the house. Its definitely cooling down so everyone needs a jacket. We will draw
the international raffle on the night so good luck to everyone.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter Everyone

Wishing everyone a Safe and Happy Easter

Club Meetings

Club Meetings - April

RCME Meeting Roster - April

Apr-02	Program	International Spit Roast
	Venue	Such House
	Cashier	GA Sullivan

Apr-09	Program	Robyn Tyson - Indigenous Plants of the Mornington Peninsula
	Chairman	Neil Heron
	3 Minute Speaker	Jim Young
	Cashiers	Phil Key / Brendan Hoban
	Fellowship	Judy Coultas
	Furniture	John Welsh
	Heads & Tails	Trish Stamp

Apr-16	Program	Chris Smith - Repeat Plastics Australia
	Chairman	Chris Angerer
	Stan Spencer Award	Suzie Adam
	Special Speakers	NYSF Students - Experience in Canberra
	Cashiers	Ray Manchester / Rhonda Vincent
	Fellowship	Clare Pearce
	Furniture	Jamie Hunt
	Heads & Tails	Trish Stamp

Apr-23	Program	Phil & Jouce Ogdon - 'End Polio Now' Bike Ride
	Chairman	Jenny Baker
	3 Minute Speaker	Brendan Hoban
	Cashiers	Sue Voss / Suzie Adam
	Fellowship	Nina DeSilva
	Furniture	Keith Den Hartog
	Heads & Tails	Trish Stamp

Apr-30	Program	Club Night
	Chairman	Carolyn Such
	3 Minute Speaker	No 3 Minute Speaker
	Cashiers	Jim Young / Chris Angerer
	Fellowship	Janet Richards
	Furniture	Mike Weber
	Sergeant & H/T	Trish Stamp

Brynton's Joke

Brynton's Joke of the Week

Vladimir Putin is riding around in his chauffeured Mercedes in Donbas when a pig suddenly bursts out of the underbrush, runs in front of the car, and is immediately killed.

Putin spots a farmhouse in the distance and tells his driver to go there and tell the people there what happened.

The car drives up to the house, the driver knocks on the door and goes inside, while Putin waits in the car.

A variety of loud noises come from the house, and an hour later, the driver comes out, thoroughly drunk and carrying a basket filled with vodka,

cognac and a variety of Ukrainian delicacies. Putin looks at the driver, stunned, before he asks.

"What did you tell them?!"

"The truth, sir! 'I am Vladimir Putin's driver and the old pig is dead!"